St Valentine

Valentine's Day is looming. I hope those of you that have someone have actually started thinking about what you're doing. I'm getting sad about V Day, for the following reasons:

• I've never received a proper Valentine. I get joke ones from friends, but they are never as exciting.
• I've never had a boyfriend around the time of love, let alone a proper boyfriend at all.
• About five of my friends all have boyfriends. Those five are bound to do something romantic.
• I'm in love with someone. I've never liked someone around Valentine's Day.
• Valentine's Day is a stupid commercial holiday, so I feel even more pathetic for being sad about it.