Study Time Table

I've just about finished my mid-term exams. They're not worth anything other than a blemish on my report. I thought I'd share with you my study time table...

10am: Roll out of bed. On Monday I made crepes for breakfast.

10.45am: Hope into the shower.

11.15am: Look over some notes I wrote last week.

11.30am: Turn the fire on.

11.31am: Stare at the fire for awhile.

12.00: Do a little bit of study.

1pm: Make sister go out for lunch to avoid more study.

2pm: Return from lunch. Realise that it's sunny outside so bring study onto the porch.

2.15pm: Ge halfway through an essay plan until I fall asleep in the weak sun's rays.

3.30pm: Wake up, finish essay plan.

4pm: Give up, go on computer.

8pm: Go to bed. It's been a long day.